Dysania
16 April 2014 @ 10:09 PM
tastefullyoffensive:

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1 hour ago via darcyiswholocked (originally tastefullyoffensive)
16 April 2014 @ 8:18 PM

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks)

3 hours ago via silence-you-watch-us-run (originally petewanks)
16 April 2014 @ 6:28 PM
5 hours ago via emptydefeater (originally catsparella)
16 April 2014 @ 4:37 PM

lukeisherenow:

therealxtina:

the true gay icons

ive been waiting for these gifs together in one set my whole life

7 hours ago via bigelephantsneverforget (originally therealxtina)
16 April 2014 @ 2:46 PM

spookaroniandcheese:

what even was this show

(Source: schneidersbakery)

9 hours ago via cas-lost-his-wings (originally schneidersbakery)
16 April 2014 @ 12:55 PM

(Source: orangeis)

10 hours ago via kelleeebean (originally orangeis)
16 April 2014 @ 11:05 AM
demetriusmarkee:

Live life on the edge 

demetriusmarkee:

Live life on the edge 

12 hours ago via kirbydisturbingtheuniverse (originally demetriusmarkee)
16 April 2014 @ 9:14 AM
"One thing I’ve learned is it’s better to be addicted to things than people. You get hooked on a thing and if someone takes it from you, you can find another source. Only people can really hurt you. Only people can push you out into the cold permanently."
— A.M. Riley, Immortality is the Suck (via exoticwild)

(Source: quotes-shape-us)

14 hours ago via kelleeebean (originally quotes-shape-us)
16 April 2014 @ 7:23 AM
saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

16 hours ago via urainiumbombs (originally discordion)
16 April 2014 @ 5:32 AM
"Sometimes I’ll be talking to someone, and I’ll be like ‘Yeah, I’ve been really lonely lately’ and they’ll be like ‘Well we should hang out!’ and I’m like ‘No, that’s not what I meant. That’s not what I meant at all.’"
— John Mulaney (via ntrvrts)
18 hours ago via theoriginalsqueeky (originally ntrvrts)
16 April 2014 @ 3:42 AM
20 hours ago via you-want-this-url-huh (originally caterpie)
16 April 2014 @ 1:51 AM

myotpfeels:

I know that you have more than 7 minutes of bloopers. Hand them over

    Sincerely,
         Your fans 

22 hours ago via misslovegood7 (originally myotpfeels)
15 April 2014 @ 10:09 PM

alegbra:

josh peck is living proof that there is hope for everyone

1 day ago via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg (originally alegbra-deactivated20131116)
15 April 2014 @ 8:18 PM

kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists

1 day ago via fake-suicide-of-genius (originally kanyedistressed)
15 April 2014 @ 6:28 PM

sweatandhappiness:

lifehackable:

Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

These just saved my fucking life you have no idea

1 day ago via laserguidedcarebearmissile (originally lifehackable)