Dysania
2 September 2014 @ 4:37 PM

jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

(Source: fightme-pgoon)

1 minute ago via katicstoleacastle (originally fightme-pgoon)
2 September 2014 @ 2:46 PM

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

1 hour ago via bullet-for-your-dreams (originally dogalyst)
2 September 2014 @ 12:56 PM

brittany-32194:

drjamesmccrimmon:

The tenth Doctor and Rose walk into a bar. Not the same bar of course. They are in two different universes

you’re a fucking asshole

3 hours ago via panicattheshindig (originally drjamesmccrimmon)
2 September 2014 @ 11:04 AM

(Source: wholockedmerlin)

5 hours ago via carademuneca (originally wholockedmerlin)
2 September 2014 @ 9:14 AM

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

7 hours ago via urainiumbombs (originally futuregroupie)
2 September 2014 @ 7:23 AM
faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

9 hours ago via urainiumbombs (originally awkwardrabbit)
2 September 2014 @ 5:32 AM
fullten:

popbonobuzzbaby:

Eddie Izzard - shopping at Mac store in Soho
New York City - May 14, 2014

When I was a kid I saw his HBO special. I watched it so many times I still know most of the words.  It was the first time I saw a man dressed feminine, be funny, and not have women as a punch line. He didn’t slump out in front of the stage embarrassed by his clothing, he came out perfectly happy, hoping around, and didn’t do some silly feminine voice for laughs, he just used his voice, he wore his clothes, spoke about social injustice, and he was fucking funny. It was nice to watch a comedian and not be the fucking punch line or a flattened stereotype for laughs. 

fullten:

popbonobuzzbaby:

Eddie Izzard - shopping at Mac store in Soho

New York City - May 14, 2014

When I was a kid I saw his HBO special. I watched it so many times I still know most of the words.  It was the first time I saw a man dressed feminine, be funny, and not have women as a punch line. He didn’t slump out in front of the stage embarrassed by his clothing, he came out perfectly happy, hoping around, and didn’t do some silly feminine voice for laughs, he just used his voice, he wore his clothes, spoke about social injustice, and he was fucking funny. It was nice to watch a comedian and not be the fucking punch line or a flattened stereotype for laughs. 

11 hours ago via bullet-for-your-dreams (originally popbonobuzzbaby)
2 September 2014 @ 3:41 AM
"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
— THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via theflowershop)

(Source: blythebrooklyn)

12 hours ago via carademuneca (originally blythebrooklyn)
2 September 2014 @ 1:51 AM

I thought I understood it, that I could grasp it, but I didn’t, not really. Only the smudgeness of it; the pink-slippered, all-containered, semi-precious eagerness of it. I didn’t realize it would sometimes be more than whole, that the wholeness was a rather luxurious idea. Because it’s the halves that halve you in half. I didn’t know, don’t know, about the in-between bits; the gory bits of you, and the gory bits of me.

14 hours ago via aronofskie (originally aronofskie)
1 September 2014 @ 8:18 PM

infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

20 hours ago via vashtaneurotic (originally infiltration)
1 September 2014 @ 6:28 PM

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

22 hours ago via mybravelittlestarlord (originally idle-handss)
1 September 2014 @ 4:37 PM

overlypolitebisexual:

idk why everyone says “when pigs fly” when police helicopters are a thing that exist

1 day ago via pantsless-serket (originally overlypolitebisexual)
1 September 2014 @ 2:46 PM

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

1 day ago via australiansanta (originally heliolisk)
1 September 2014 @ 12:55 PM
1 day ago via p0-ison (originally ven-ula)
1 September 2014 @ 11:04 AM
the-fandoms-are-everywhere:

ayyyyytyler:

fabuliciousfangirl:

d0ubleteamed:

thelanguager:

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

I will kill all of you

the titanic already took care of that

iT GOT BETTER

Not for the people on the titanic

OMG

the-fandoms-are-everywhere:

ayyyyytyler:

fabuliciousfangirl:

d0ubleteamed:

thelanguager:

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

I will kill all of you

the titanic already took care of that

iT GOT BETTER

Not for the people on the titanic

OMG

(Source: blazepress)

1 day ago via longhairedlover (originally blazepress)